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Get Your Tickets: App State Football Scheduled to Play Goku This Spring

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App State Loses Last Line Of Defense Against Coterie Of Local Supervillains

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Five People On Campus We Think Are Transfers

The Hill To Be Converted Into Bowling Lanes During Off-Season

Administration Bans Multicultural Friend Groups On Sanford

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