Administration Bans Multicultural Friend Groups On Sanford
February 20th, 2025
SANFORD MALL - In compliance with recent Trump Administration DEI orders, the App State Admininistration has released a ban on multicultural friend groups hanging out together on Sanford Mall. Doing such will result in all leisurely persons being placed on academic probation for at least a month.
It's a photographer's worst nightmare. Toby Gobert, a promotional photographer for the school, was devastated by the news.
"How else will we convince people to come here? If we can't publish pictures of multiracial groups of students hitting the books, going to the gym, and doing all the things that highschoolers think college kids do, how can we make incoming freshman forget that App State is a PWI?"
In a recent address, a representative for the Administration said this:
"When you come to campus, leave your diversity at home."
It's a photographer's worst nightmare. Toby Gobert, a promotional photographer for the school, was devastated by the news.
"How else will we convince people to come here? If we can't publish pictures of multiracial groups of students hitting the books, going to the gym, and doing all the things that highschoolers think college kids do, how can we make incoming freshman forget that App State is a PWI?"
In a recent address, a representative for the Administration said this:
"When you come to campus, leave your diversity at home."
