Appalachian State University Jousting Tiltyard Now Under Construction
September 25th, 2023
SANFORD MALL - Hear ye, hear ye, all fans of the Renaissance Fair! Onlookers may have noticed the cordoned off dirt patches in the Sanford Mall, caused by overuse by ultimate players. It is our pleasure to inform you that the Sanford Mall is now undergoing a transformation and will be rebranded as a jousting arena. It shall henceforth be known as Sanford Tiltyard.
Chancellor Sheri Everts called for the switch after a three-day mead bender. The Sanford Tiltyard will also feature bands of troubadours, naysaying priests, and lepers. Central (to be renamed “The Tavern”) will serve mutton stew, moldy rye, and an assortment of herb concoctions daily.
The Rotten Appal is also happy to announce that it will make the switch to Olde English exclusively following the first jousting match. This rousing event will be between His Majesty Sir Yosef of Watauga and some dipshit frat boy, probably a Pike.
The Tiltyards’ weekly tourney will also be open to student participation. Students with a GPA under 2.0 will be automatically entered and selected via a lottery, while those with a 2.0+ can enter the competition of their own volition.
Rolleth ‘Neers!
Chancellor Sheri Everts called for the switch after a three-day mead bender. The Sanford Tiltyard will also feature bands of troubadours, naysaying priests, and lepers. Central (to be renamed “The Tavern”) will serve mutton stew, moldy rye, and an assortment of herb concoctions daily.
The Rotten Appal is also happy to announce that it will make the switch to Olde English exclusively following the first jousting match. This rousing event will be between His Majesty Sir Yosef of Watauga and some dipshit frat boy, probably a Pike.
The Tiltyards’ weekly tourney will also be open to student participation. Students with a GPA under 2.0 will be automatically entered and selected via a lottery, while those with a 2.0+ can enter the competition of their own volition.
Rolleth ‘Neers!