Bill’s Garage Now Selling Portable Fire Hydrants for When You Need to Get Towed in a Pinch
October 14th, 2021
BOONE, N.C. - It’s no secret that Boone, North Carolina has a huge problem with parking. There are simply too many places to park! We all know that annoying feeling of heading towards literally any location within the city limits and having a virtually endless array of parking spots spread out before you. How do I pick what spot to park in? There are just too many options! And on top of that, there are only a measly 27 towing companies in this one town. What is a girl supposed to do when there are only completely legal parking spots around with no promise of towing?
Well, now we can all relax. Bill’s Garage, the most capable and reasonable towing company in town, has introduced portable fire hydrants to satisfy all your towing needs. The fire hydrants can even fit within your own pocket! The technology is simple: think of those weird towel discs that you see at the Dollar Store where you can unwrap them and get them wet and they will expand. That’s the hydrants, except they expand a lot more!
We interviewed the owner of Bill’s Garage, Bilnifer Garaggio, about the launch of this new product, “I think it’s great, and hopefully it will really brighten everyone’s days. We all know how annoying it is to leave the bar and see that your car is still in the spot you left it in. Now, we can say goodbye to these antiquated methods of transport.”
When questioned about how the hydrants wouldn’t necessarily ensure Bill’s Garage all the profits, Bilnifer stated that “At the end of the day, all that matters is that you were towed. The towing company, the reason you were towed, the price you have to pay, none of that is really what it’s all about. What’s important is making sure that when you’re about to go to work or to the store, the car you depend on for that is not there.” Bilnifer shed a few tears and requested to end the interview, telling she was too emotional to continue.
Truly, a beautiful endeavor to improve our community. Towing is a pillar of the Boone community that can’t afford to be washed away by assimilating into the global culture, and we can absolutely praise Bill’s Garage for not only touching so many people’s hearts, but also the axles of their cars.
Well, now we can all relax. Bill’s Garage, the most capable and reasonable towing company in town, has introduced portable fire hydrants to satisfy all your towing needs. The fire hydrants can even fit within your own pocket! The technology is simple: think of those weird towel discs that you see at the Dollar Store where you can unwrap them and get them wet and they will expand. That’s the hydrants, except they expand a lot more!
We interviewed the owner of Bill’s Garage, Bilnifer Garaggio, about the launch of this new product, “I think it’s great, and hopefully it will really brighten everyone’s days. We all know how annoying it is to leave the bar and see that your car is still in the spot you left it in. Now, we can say goodbye to these antiquated methods of transport.”
When questioned about how the hydrants wouldn’t necessarily ensure Bill’s Garage all the profits, Bilnifer stated that “At the end of the day, all that matters is that you were towed. The towing company, the reason you were towed, the price you have to pay, none of that is really what it’s all about. What’s important is making sure that when you’re about to go to work or to the store, the car you depend on for that is not there.” Bilnifer shed a few tears and requested to end the interview, telling she was too emotional to continue.
Truly, a beautiful endeavor to improve our community. Towing is a pillar of the Boone community that can’t afford to be washed away by assimilating into the global culture, and we can absolutely praise Bill’s Garage for not only touching so many people’s hearts, but also the axles of their cars.