Cynical Professor Expects Bare Minimum
August 26th, 2025
ANNE BELK - In a recent piece of disturbing news, there are reports that newly hired history and poli-sci professor Felix Auerbach has been expecting more from his students than most anticipated – the bare minimum. In his morning section of "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles - The History of American Transportation," Auerbach reportedly alluded to students "keeping up on readings" without reminders, and that several key due dates could be "conveniently" found in the syllabus. Assignments are expected to be turned in "on time." In another instance, Auerbach frighteningly asked students to “participate” in class. Some anonymous reports are even alleging that Auerbach expects students to write their name and the date on assignments.
“91% acceptance rate and this is the effort they expect?” said one student in disbelief.
"Appalachian State, the Rutgers of the South," said another student, shaking her head.
“91% acceptance rate and this is the effort they expect?” said one student in disbelief.
"Appalachian State, the Rutgers of the South," said another student, shaking her head.