New Day Drinking Club Making Waves At App State
September 28th, 2025
BOONE - Seen any bodies questionably alive on campus? Has anyone been snoring in your dumpsters? Wondering how to get involved?
Enter the prolific App State Day Drinking Club. All day every day, with Wellness and Prevention Services funded Naltrexone.
An anonymous App State Chancellor weighed in, saying: “If the frat boys are drunk during the day, they won’t be raping people at night.” We were also scheduled to interview a few members of Phi Kappa Beta Meta Omega Alpha Beta, but as they are all devoted members of the day drinking club, none of them showed up to the interview.
While the secret Walker Hall stash of Jameson has been rapidly disappearing, the school has never been MORE trigger-happy accepting new sub 2.0 GPA cis men. “The diversity of students at our school is important to us,” claimed an App State spokesperson when asked about sex offenders on campus.
If you’d like to join the day drinking club please email Ivan Oliver Dustin Alot at @[email protected]. Meeting times are whenever we feel like it, on Tuesdays and the other one.
Enter the prolific App State Day Drinking Club. All day every day, with Wellness and Prevention Services funded Naltrexone.
An anonymous App State Chancellor weighed in, saying: “If the frat boys are drunk during the day, they won’t be raping people at night.” We were also scheduled to interview a few members of Phi Kappa Beta Meta Omega Alpha Beta, but as they are all devoted members of the day drinking club, none of them showed up to the interview.
While the secret Walker Hall stash of Jameson has been rapidly disappearing, the school has never been MORE trigger-happy accepting new sub 2.0 GPA cis men. “The diversity of students at our school is important to us,” claimed an App State spokesperson when asked about sex offenders on campus.
If you’d like to join the day drinking club please email Ivan Oliver Dustin Alot at @[email protected]. Meeting times are whenever we feel like it, on Tuesdays and the other one.
