Messages From Chancellor Actually Just Lorem Ipsum Filler Text

August 28th, 2024

BOONE - In a shocking development, it has been discovered that the dozens of email messages from the Chancellor were filled with nothing but Lorem ipsum filler text beyond the opening picture. The discovery was made when a freshman student actually decided to read beyond the happy-go-lucky picture of students, and was shocked to find that the rest of the email read,

“Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum…”

To get to the bottom of this Everts-tier scandal, the Rotten Appal Field Team asked a correspondent in the Chancellor’s Office about the filler text.

“Nobody reads that shit,” our correspondent said. “We’ve been doing this since Borkowski in the 90’s. You should try it too. The Appalachian does it all the time.”
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Upon closer inspection, images beyond the first are just stock images of dogs. When we asked our contact about these, they told us to, “just follow Barstool Neers or App State Chicks, and to join our class Snapchat story if we wanted to know what was up.”