Not Fooling Anyone: This Undercover Cop Just Got The Weird Third Pizza At Central

September 16th, 2025

CENTRAL - Undercover officers are nothing new, especially around college campuses. They have their usual tells. Bulging boxes under their clothes, outlines of wires, constant badgering about “the move” on the weekend. A new anonymous tip on YikYak laid out a new glaring warning sign; pigs are drawn like flies to shit to the weird kale-apple-chicken third pizza at central.

Watch your tongue next time you see these dietary freaks, especially if you're on campus. And probably your gaze too, looking at those nauseating slices is sure to make you lose your appetite.