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REPORT: SNOW

November 4th, 2021
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BOONE, N.C. - Reports have surfaced that freezing precipitation is currently falling in Boone, North Carolina.  

During a press conference, Watauga County Emergency Manager Eli Filagree stated that “It is snowing.  I don’t know what this means.  I don’t know who to call.  How could a just God subject me to such tourture? I can’t even look my wife in the eyes when I go home anymore. Send help.”  

At press time, snow and ice were seen on the ground.  
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