Samples of O.J. Simpson's Blood Found In Central Carpets
September 5th, 2025
SUPERIOR COURT OF LOS ANGELES COUNTY - A case that ended dramatically and controversially 30 years ago could now be reopened, even after the passing of its main suspect. Sanitation workers on Tuesday responded to a complaint about a “new mold” in the Rivers Street Cafe and carried out a deep cleaning over the following night.
“One of the back tables was stuck to the carpets by calcified yum yum sauce and had been baking in the sun coming in through the windows. When we finally pried it loose, some of the carpet looked like it hadn’t been cleaned since the 80s,” said one employee.
Samples taken from the caked residue showed traces of semen, lava lamp juice, Crystal Pepsi, squirrel broth, and blood. The blood, however, didn’t belong to just anyone; this blood rushed for 2,003 yards.
It’s unclear what late Simpson was doing on the App State campus on June 12th, 1994, and even less clear what this means for a case that ended with the former football star’s acquittal in 1995. When approached for comment, members of the Juice’s legal team said he was obsessed with uncovering the identity of App State’s mascot, Yosef.
“We still don’t know who’s under that mask. Could it be the killer?” said lawyer Johnny Cochran in a recently uncovered tape from The People v. O.J. Simpson trial.
“One of the back tables was stuck to the carpets by calcified yum yum sauce and had been baking in the sun coming in through the windows. When we finally pried it loose, some of the carpet looked like it hadn’t been cleaned since the 80s,” said one employee.
Samples taken from the caked residue showed traces of semen, lava lamp juice, Crystal Pepsi, squirrel broth, and blood. The blood, however, didn’t belong to just anyone; this blood rushed for 2,003 yards.
It’s unclear what late Simpson was doing on the App State campus on June 12th, 1994, and even less clear what this means for a case that ended with the former football star’s acquittal in 1995. When approached for comment, members of the Juice’s legal team said he was obsessed with uncovering the identity of App State’s mascot, Yosef.
“We still don’t know who’s under that mask. Could it be the killer?” said lawyer Johnny Cochran in a recently uncovered tape from The People v. O.J. Simpson trial.