This Asshole Genuinely Just Pulled The Cord For The Earth Fare Stop
September 22nd, 2025
RED ROUTE - Earlier this morning, an upsetting incident blew up on the Red Route when a student requested to get off at the Earth Fare stop. The Rotten Appal Field Team went to the site of the tragedy to interview the victims.
Anonymous Junior
“College Street is right fucking there, why the fuck would you make the whole bus stop so you can get off at Earth Fare? It’s eight in the morning, they just opened, what the fuck could you possibly need at eight in the morning? Why are you willing to spend that much money this early?"
Anonymous Sophomore
“If it were a local I wouldn’t care, but they looked just like me. Where could you be going that you need to get off at Earth Fare at this hour?”
Anonymous Junior
“The people getting off are almost as infuriating as the people getting on who then get off at College Street. It’s like, a five minute walk, man.”
Anonymous Senior
“What the fuck? Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? God, I can’t do this right now.”
Anonymous Driver
"It's almost as bad as the freshman pulling the cord for College Street. Do they realize I lose my job if I don't stop there?"
Anonymous Junior
“College Street is right fucking there, why the fuck would you make the whole bus stop so you can get off at Earth Fare? It’s eight in the morning, they just opened, what the fuck could you possibly need at eight in the morning? Why are you willing to spend that much money this early?"
Anonymous Sophomore
“If it were a local I wouldn’t care, but they looked just like me. Where could you be going that you need to get off at Earth Fare at this hour?”
Anonymous Junior
“The people getting off are almost as infuriating as the people getting on who then get off at College Street. It’s like, a five minute walk, man.”
Anonymous Senior
“What the fuck? Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? God, I can’t do this right now.”
Anonymous Driver
"It's almost as bad as the freshman pulling the cord for College Street. Do they realize I lose my job if I don't stop there?"